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- Without you, I’m like the Indian Rupee against the US Dollar. I’ll be really weak.
- You’re the ozone layer and I’m the polar ice cap. If anything bad happens to you, I’ll have a meltdown and destroy the entire world.
- I am the Sun and you’re the sky. I want to make you blush with a red face whenever you see me.
- I’m a bland postcard and you’re the colorful stamp. Together, we can go anywhere, and achieve anything in life.
- Are you CA ??? Because I want to try you again and again until I
- If you are Bollywood, I’d like to be the cliche film happening every now and then.
- If I am a sales executive, would you want to be my next target ???
- Do you have any raisins? (No) How about a date?
- We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.
- You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
- Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
- Is that the sun coming up or is it just you lighting up my world?
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Don’t tell me if you want to go for dinner. Just smile for yes, and do a back-flip for no.
- Are your parents beavers? Cause damn!
- Every-time I look in your eyes all I see is paradise
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
- Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
- What’s a smart, attractive woman like you doing… without my number?
- Are you a bank loan? Cause you got my interest
- I think you owe me a drink… because I dropped mine when I saw you
- I went outside once ,the graphics were amazing but the gameplay and story sucked
- I’ve been told to get life , can someone give me the Torrent link
- I’D Like to change the world , but they won’t give me the source code
- Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF
- I am reading this book on Anti-Gravity , I cant put it down
- My attitude isn’t Bad , it’s in Beta
- I’M not lazy , I’m just full of potential energy
- I turn coffee to code , just to be able to afford more coffee
- I know a brilliant joke about UDP , you might not get it
- I’M not difficult , god gave me a bad UI
- I was going to tell a good joke about Chemistry , but all the good one ARGON
- I’M living on the edge , I haven’t backed up in weeks
- My favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T.
- on a rate from 1–10,you’re a 9 cause i m the 1 you need.
- is your name nobody? cause Hannah said ‘nobody’s perfect’.
- if we were both squirrels,i’d store my nuts in your hole.
- If you were a vegetable,you’d be cute-cumber.
- i lost my teddy bear,can i sleep with you instead?
- if you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous.
- does your left eye hurts? because you’ve been looking right all day.
- i cant remember my number,can i have yours?
- are you Ariel? cause we mermaid for each other.
- you must be a keyboard,cause you’re just my type.
- do you have a pencil? cause i want to erase your past,and write our future.
- do you have a name? or can i just call you mine?
- are you a phone charger? cause without you i’d die.
- wanna go on a ate with me? i’ll give you the D later.
- even if there wasn’t any gravity,i’d still fall for you.
- i must be in a museum,cause truly you are a work of art.
- are your hands feeling heavy? cause i can hold them for you.
- your lips look lonely,would they like to meet mine?
- im not a cigarette but you can light me up any time.
- if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Let’s flip a coin, if its head you are mine, tail I am yours.
- You are line a criminal because you stole my heart.
- How come you are not on the top of the christmas tree? I thought that’s where stars belonged.
- You are so beautiful, you made me to forget my pick up line.
- Can I follow you? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
- Do you have band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
- Are you wifi? Cause I am feeling connection.
- I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with you.
- Know what’s on Menu? Me-n-U.
- I think I am suffering from a lack of Vitamin-U.
- Just smile if I am wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
- Damn, I forgot my lipbalm. Can I use your lips?
- Are you a camera? Because whenever I see you I smile.
- Sorry I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
- I must be in a museum because I am looking at work of art.
- I hope you know first aid, because you are taking my breath away.
- You must be magician,cause whenever I look at you everything just disappears.
- Your hands look tired. Can I hold it for you?
- I don’t believe in love at first sight but I am willing to make an exception in your case.
- You know how else your hair would look really good? In my lap.
- My love for you is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.
- Eureka! I just discovered eight Wonder of World.
- I think you are synonym for beautiful.
- You are like KFC and I am like Mc Donalds. You are so good and I am lovin’ it.
- I want to our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
- Do you like to be numerator or denominator?
- Are you cup of coffee? Because you are keeping me up all night.
- I am learning important dates in History? When is your birthday?
- I need U to complete the spelling of my future.
- If you were a drug I would overdose.
- I am a dentist. I fix broken smiles.
- When I see your face, there is not a thing that I would change, cause you are amazing just like the way you are.
- If you were a tweet, you would be my favorite.
- I am not flirting. I am just extra nice to someone extra beautiful.
- Hey you should not wear make up. It’s messing with the perfection.
- If I were God, all of my angels would look like you.
- I need you the way a drowning man needs air.
- If I had to chose between breathing and loving you. I would use my last breath to tell you that I love you.
- Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
- If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- Excuse me Miss, before i flirt with you, are there any boyfriends I have to worry about?