Most Epic Cheesy Pick Up Lines
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Our Best 101 Cheesy Pick Up Lines that actually works. Begin your Conversation with these conversation opener pickup lines and impress the stranger with these chat-up lines.

  1. Without you, I’m like the Indian Rupee against the US Dollar. I’ll be really weak.
  2. You’re the ozone layer and I’m the polar ice cap. If anything bad happens to you, I’ll have a meltdown and destroy the entire world.
  3. I am the Sun and you’re the sky. I want to make you blush with a red face whenever you see me.
  4. I’m a bland postcard and you’re the colorful stamp. Together, we can go anywhere, and achieve anything in life.
  5. Are you CA ??? Because I want to try you again and again until I 
  6. If you are Bollywood, I’d like to be the cliche film happening every now and then.
  7. If I am a sales executive, would you want to be my next target ???
  8. Do you have any raisins? (No) How about a date?
  9. We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.
  10. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
  11. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  12. Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
  13. Is that the sun coming up or is it just you lighting up my world?
  14. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  15. Don’t tell me if you want to go for dinner. Just smile for yes, and do a back-flip for no.
  16. Are your parents beavers? Cause damn!
  17. Every-time I look in your eyes all I see is paradise
  18. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
  19. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
  20. What’s a smart, attractive woman like you doing… without my number?
  21. Are you a bank loan? Cause you got my interest
  22. I think you owe me a drink… because I dropped mine when I saw you
  23. I went outside once ,the graphics were amazing but the gameplay and story sucked 
  24. I’ve been told to get life , can someone give me the Torrent link
  25. I’D Like  to change the world , but they won’t give me the source code 
  26. Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF
  27. I am reading this book on Anti-Gravity , I cant put it down 
  28. My attitude isn’t Bad , it’s in Beta 
  29. I’M not lazy , I’m just full of potential energy 
  30. I turn coffee to code , just to be able to afford more coffee 
  31. I know a brilliant joke about UDP , you might not get it 
  32. I’M not difficult , god gave me a bad UI 
  33. I was going to tell a good joke about Chemistry , but all the good one ARGON
  34. I’M living on the edge , I haven’t backed up in weeks 
  35. My favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T.
  36. on a rate from 1–10,you’re a 9 cause i m the 1 you need.
  37. is your name nobody? cause Hannah said ‘nobody’s perfect’.
  38. if we were both squirrels,i’d store my nuts in your hole.
  39. If you were a vegetable,you’d be cute-cumber.
  40. i lost my teddy bear,can i sleep with you instead?
  41. if you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous.
  42. does your left eye hurts? because you’ve been looking right all day.
  43. i cant remember my number,can i have yours?
  44. are you Ariel? cause we mermaid for each other.
  45. you must be a keyboard,cause you’re just my type.
  46. do you have a pencil? cause i want to erase your past,and write our future.
  47. do you have a name? or can i just call you mine?
  48. are you a phone charger? cause without you i’d die.
  49. wanna go on a ate with me? i’ll give you the D later.
  50. even if there wasn’t any gravity,i’d still fall for you.
  51. i must be in a museum,cause truly you are a work of art.
  52. are your hands feeling heavy? cause i can hold them for you.
  53. your lips look lonely,would they like to meet mine?
  54. im not a cigarette but you can light me up any time.
  55. if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  56.  Let’s flip a coin, if its head you are mine, tail I am yours.
  57. You are line a criminal because you stole my heart.
  58. How come you are not on the top of the christmas tree? I thought that’s where stars belonged.
  59. You are so beautiful, you made me to forget my pick up line.
  60. Can I follow you? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  61. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
  62. Do you have band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  63. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  64. Are you wifi? Cause I am feeling connection.
  65. I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with you.
  66. Know what’s on Menu? Me-n-U.
  67. I think I am suffering from a lack of Vitamin-U.
  68. Just smile if I am wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
  69. Damn, I forgot my lipbalm. Can I use your lips?
  70. Are you a camera? Because whenever I see you I smile.
  71. Sorry I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
  72. I must be in a museum because I am looking at work of art.
  73. I hope you know first aid, because you are taking my breath away.
  74. You must be magician,cause whenever I look at you everything just disappears.
  75. Your hands look tired. Can I hold it for you?
  76. I don’t believe in love at first sight but I am willing to make an exception in your case.
  77. You know how else your hair would look really good? In my lap.
  78. My love for you is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.
  79. Eureka! I just discovered eight Wonder of World.
  80. I think you are synonym for beautiful.
  81. You are like KFC and I am like Mc Donalds. You are so good and I am lovin’ it.
  82. I want to our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
  83. Do you like to be numerator or denominator?
  84. Are you cup of coffee? Because you are keeping me up all night.
  85. I am learning important dates in History? When is your birthday?
  86. I need U to complete the spelling of my future.
  87. If you were a drug I would overdose.
  88. I am a dentist. I fix broken smiles.
  89. When I see your face, there is not a thing that I would change, cause you are amazing just like the way you are.
  90. If you were a tweet, you would be my favorite.
  91. I am not flirting. I am just extra nice to someone extra beautiful.
  92. Hey you should not wear make up. It’s messing with the perfection.
  93. If I were God, all of my angels would look like you.
  94. I need you the way a drowning man needs air.
  95. If I had to chose between breathing and loving you. I would use my last breath to tell you that I love you.
  96. Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
  97. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
  98. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  99. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  100. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
  101. Excuse me Miss, before i flirt with you, are there any boyfriends I have to worry about?

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