Lame Jokes aren’t meant to be funny. They are for the moment. Look at them, smile, carry on with your day. That’s how they work.

What’s the meaning of Lame Jokes?

An attempt at humor which is perceived to have been used previously to the point of being cliche, or was never funny to begin with.

List of Best 30 Lame Jokes

Here is best lame jokes which are funny and mind-blowing at the same time, Enjoy and Share

Some people have difficulties sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Can February March?
No, but April May.

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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday the rest are week days.


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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why can’t you trust trees?
Because they are shady.

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What do we call a crying sister?
A crisis.

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I have a lot of good jokes about unemployed people…
But none of them work.

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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store.

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I used to think air was free.
Then I bought a bag of chips.

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How did the barber won the race?
He knew a short-cut!!

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What do you call a bee that was born is the United States?
A USB.

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Why was the stadium so cold?
Because there were a lot of fans.

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What is the slipperiest country in the world?
Greece!

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What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.

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Why can’t a bike stand up on it’s own?
Because it’s two tired.

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Did you hear about the two skydivers that got married in the air?
They where falling in love.

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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.

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Why did the physics teacher breakup with the biology teacher?
Cause they had no chemistry.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.

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My friend David lost his ID.
Now I call him DAV.

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What is the chemical formula for Holy Water?
H2OLY

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How did the telephone maker propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.

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I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I went back to sleep.

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Why can’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

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Why couldn’t the keyboard sleep?
Because it has 2 shifts.

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My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.

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Which is the coldest letter?
B because it is in the middle of AC

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Why did I fail my history class?
Because my mom told me to forget the past!

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Want to hear a joke about paper? It’s tearable.

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