Chemistry is the scientific discipline of atom compounds, i.e. And molecules, i.e. Combinations of atoms: their composition, structure, properties, behavior, and changes in response to other compounds.[1] Chemistry addresses topics such as There are four types of chemical bonds: covalent bonds that share one or more electron(s).

  1. Do you want to hear a sodium joke?
    Na !
  2. Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
  3. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
  4. Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, “AU, get outta here!”
  5. What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
  6. What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
    OH SNaP!
  7. What do you do with a dead chemist?
  8. I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.
    He said NaBrO
  9. I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out, and I was like, “OMG”!
  10. I was going to tell a Chemistry joke, but I was afraid I wouldn’t get a good reaction.
  11. A covalent bond yells at an ionic bond: “Didn’t anyone teach you how to share?!”
  12. Two guys were arrested last night. One was drinking battery acid and the other swallowing fireworks. Police charged one and let the other one off.
  13. Two atoms walking down the road. One says: hey, I lost an electron! His friend says: are you sure? He replies: yes, I’m positive!
  14. Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
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