1. I gave all my dead batteries away today.
    Free of charge
  2. I googled ‘How to start a wild fire’.
    I got 1,87, 00,000 Matches
  3. Someone was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.
    His condition is stable now.
  4. What do snowmen do in their free time?
    Just chilling
  5. What did one pen tell another?
    You are INKredible
  6. Two WiFi antennas got married yesterday.
    Their reception was fantastic
  7. Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back.
    Don’t know Y either.
  8. Birthdays are good for health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays, live the longest.
  9. I always see the shadiest people sitting under a tree.
  10. Do you have 11 protons girl?
    Because you are SODIUM cute!
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