- I gave all my dead batteries away today.
Free of charge
- I googled ‘How to start a wild fire’.
I got 1,87, 00,000 Matches
- Someone was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.
His condition is stable now.
- What do snowmen do in their free time?
- What did one pen tell another?
You are INKredible
- Two WiFi antennas got married yesterday.
Their reception was fantastic
- Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back.
Don’t know Y either.
- Birthdays are good for health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays, live the longest.
- I always see the shadiest people sitting under a tree.
- Do you have 11 protons girl?
Because you are SODIUM cute!