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  1. I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.. then it hit me.
  2. You occupy space and have mass. Know that that means?
    You matter.
  3. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
    Because he was out standing in his field.
  4. Can February march?
    No, but April May!
  5. A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
  6. I was lonely so I bought some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.
  7. I’ve read about ten of these puns, hoping that at least one would make me laugh. No pun in ten did.
  8. Do you hear about the new restaurant in Moon?
    I hear the food is great, but there’s no atmosphere
  9. How do you make the water holy?
    You boil the hell out of it
  10. What’s the best(worst) thing about elevator jokes?
    They work(flunk) on many levels
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