- I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.. then it hit me.
- You occupy space and have mass. Know that that means?
You matter. - Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field. - Can February march?
No, but April May! - A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
- I was lonely so I bought some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.
- I’ve read about ten of these puns, hoping that at least one would make me laugh. No pun in ten did.
- Do you hear about the new restaurant in Moon?
I hear the food is great, but there’s no atmosphere - How do you make the water holy?
You boil the hell out of it - What’s the best(worst) thing about elevator jokes?
They work(flunk) on many levels
Top Bad Puns (Part 3)
