- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off. - What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
2Na. - I Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft very hastily! But, it sank suddenly!… what lesson learned by the duo?
It is proof that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too! - A job that I could really see myself doing?
Inspecting mirrors! - What do you call someone without a body or a nose?
Nobody knows. - She didn’t tell her mother that she ate some glue.
Her lips were sealed. - What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
U.C. L.A.! - What do you call the Local Area Network in Australia?
The LAN down under! - Did you know that Santa’s helpers were subordinate clauses?
The Worst Puns (Part 2)
