1. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off.
  2. What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
    2Na.
  3. I Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  4. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft very hastily! But, it sank suddenly!… what lesson learned by the duo?
    It is proof that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
  5. A job that I could really see myself doing?
    Inspecting mirrors!
  6. What do you call someone without a body or a nose?
    Nobody knows.
  7. She didn’t tell her mother that she ate some glue.
    Her lips were sealed.
  8. What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
    U.C. L.A.!
  9. What do you call the Local Area Network in Australia?
    The LAN down under!
  10. Did you know that Santa’s helpers were subordinate clauses?
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