1. The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell prize.
  2. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
  3. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
  4. If Apple made a car would it have Windows?
  5. Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together?
  6. There lived a cat with 16 lives, a 4×4 Jeep ran it over and the cat died. Tragic.
  7. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth and it just becomes a Soap Opera.
  8. Why shouldn’t you talk to Pi?
    Because he would just go on and on.
  9. Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I’ll find You. You have my Word.
  10. I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter, none of them work.
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