- The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell prize.
- Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
- When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
- If Apple made a car would it have Windows?
- Did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together?
- There lived a cat with 16 lives, a 4×4 Jeep ran it over and the cat died. Tragic.
- Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth and it just becomes a Soap Opera.
- Why shouldn’t you talk to Pi?
Because he would just go on and on.
- Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I’ll find You. You have my Word.
- I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter, none of them work.