Best 30 Puns (Part 6)
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We Love that Feeling, When We see smile on your Face. SO here are the best Best 30 Puns you have ever heard. Keep smiling

  1. England has no kidney bank,
    but it does have a Liverpool.
  2. I used to be a banker,
    but then I lost interest.
  3. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
  4. I want to tell a joke about chemistry,
    but I fear there won’t be any reaction,
  5. Want to hear a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen
    NaH.
  6. When a musician is buried after his/her death, you can hear their songs and symphonies in reverse – after all, they are decomposing!,
  7. A group of animals had a running race. All the animals who lost the race complained the winner a cheetah.
  8. Why is the cyclone sad?
    It is in depression!,
  9. While running the code line-by-line, the system crashed
    it was the last segment’s fault,
  10. I had a mole on my hand which I did not like.
    Later, it grew on me,
  11. Why does the photon never carry a luggage
    it travels light,
  12. I could not access the secure server
    I lost my key-chain,
  13. Why did I ran out of calendars?
    I was eating dates,
  14. I think the light bulbs like me when I enter my home, because as and when I enter,
    they are turned on.
  15. She had a photographic memory
    but never developed it.
  16. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
  17. The grammarian was very logical.
    He had a lot of Comma sense.
  18. I think educated people are hot because they have more degrees.
  19. Did you hear of the guy who cut off his left ear?
    Don’t worry, he’s alright now.
  20. I swallowed some food coloring.
    The doctor says I’m fine, but I feel like I’ve just dyed.
  21. Did you guys hear about the guy who was hit with a can of soda?
    He’s fine now, he’s lucky it was a soft drink.
  22. I went out with a coal miner. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
  23. I finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying.
    I’m ex-static/ecstatic
  24. I auditioned to be a trumpet player. Sadly,
    I blew it…
  25. Have you heard of the man working in the cemetery?
    Me neither, all I know is that, it’s a grave matter.
  26. I couldn’t fix the washing machine,
    so I threw in the towel.
  27. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
    It’s very time consuming.
  28. Last year my history teacher asked what my favorite decade of the 20th century was.
    I was going to say the 1930’s, but that was a bit depressing.
  29. If vegetarians are arguing is it still considered beef?
  30. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    but none of them seem to work.
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